I was born with a shot glass in my hand
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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