My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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