Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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