Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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