so explain again why im purple
no
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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