I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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