I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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