you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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