Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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