If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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