he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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