We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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