I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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