So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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