I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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