Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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