that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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