I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Randomize
