Small penises have feelings too.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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