no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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