There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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