Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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