Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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