whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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