I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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