Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize