Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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