butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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