Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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