I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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