He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Randomize
