you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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