Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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