Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I have post one night stand depression
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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