whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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