Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I wish I could punch you in the face.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
COCAINE IS GR8
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