My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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