I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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