Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Can vaginas get frostbite?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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