All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Found the puke drawer
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
