Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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