actually, I'm a sock model
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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