Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Randomize
