I don't remember. Are we still dating?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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