I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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