Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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