Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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