Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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