And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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