she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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