Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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