Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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