She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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