We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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