Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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